06 April 2004 - 2:45 p.m. To all the people out there who think that a woman giving birth to 5 or 6 premature babies after being shot up with drugs and hormones at a fertility clinic is miraculous: Here is the real miracle baby. (0) Comments?

06 April 2004 - 8:06 a.m. Courtney Love and Rush Limbaugh were both using Oxycontin illegally. Courtney Love is going to trial. Rush Limbaugh is not. (0) Comments?

04 April 2004 - 10:31 a.m. Have you noticed that all the WWJD? bumper stickers disappeared right around the time we started bombing Iraq? (1) Comments?

29 March 2004 - 5:26 p.m. Mark the ones true for you with an "x". ( ) I never have been drunk (X) I never have smoked pot ( ) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex (X) I never have kissed a member of the same sex (X) I never crashed a friend's car (X) I never have been to Japan ( ) I never ridden in a taxi (X) I never had anal sex ( ) I never have been in love ( ) I never had sex ( ) I never have had sex in public ( ) I never have been dumped ( ) I never shoplifted ( ) I never have been fired (X) I never have been in a fistfight (X) I never had a threesome (X) I never snuck out of my parents' house (X) I never have been tied up ( ) I never have been caught masturbating (X) I never pissed on myself (X) I never pissed on someone else (X) I never had sex with a member of the same sex (X) I never have been arrested (X) I never made out with a stranger ( ) I never stole something from my job (X) I never celebrated New Year's in Times Square ( ) I never went on a blind date ( ) I never lied to a friend (X) I never had a crush on a teacher (X) I never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans ( ) I never have been to Europe ( ) I never skipped school (X) I never slept with a co-worker (X) I never cut myself on purpose (X) I never had sex at the office ( ) I've never been married (X) I've never been divorced (X) I never had sex with more than one person within the same week (X) I never have posed nude (X) I never got someone drunk just to have sex with them (X) I never cheated on a significant other (X) I never had sex with my boss ( ) I never have eaten snake meat (X) I never jumped out of an airplane (X) I have never been to a nudist event ( ) I never had a permanent residence outside of the state I was born in (X) I never have ridden an elephant (X) I have never made out with someone whose name I did not know at the time ( ) I have never had intercourse (anal or vaginal) without a condom. (X) I never have smoked weed out of a beer can (X) I never left someone at the altar (X) I've never stalked someone. (X) I never tried to blind someone (X) I have never stripped someone against their will and thrown them out into public. (X) I've never done a substance stronger than alchohol or weed ( ) I've never killed an animal or person on purpose. (X) I've never had phone sex. (X) I've never been naked hot tubbing (X) I've Never had sex with a horse! ( ) I've never watched cartoon porn (X) I've never eaten a squirrel (X) I've never been to africa (X) I have never shaved my head (X) I have never opened a keg before (X) I have never vomitted with a distance of about 6 feet. (X) I have never cussed out my boss, thrown my badge on the ground and stormed out screaming "I quit!" (X) I have never eaten cat food. (X) I have never used heroin. ( ) I have never been in a sword or knife fight ( ) I've never been inside a fold-out couch while it was folded up --- (X) = You've never. ( ) = You have. Add one of your own at the end. (0) Comments?