11 January 2003 - 12:15 p.m. I think I'm going to the Comedy Factory at the Castle Cinema tonight. It's like 1/3 mile from my house, and I've never been. Anyone want to come with? It's a $12 cover. (0) Comments?

10 January 2003 - 2:56 p.m. Can't we just let someone else take responsibility for North Korea? Can't we just dump them? Just say, "fine, North Korea, do whatever you want. We're out." Let China and Japan take care of it. Sometimes you argue with people. Sometimes you try to work things out. Sometimes you just hang up the phone. (0) Comments?

10 January 2003 - 12:59 p.m. From wilwheaton.net. "Some people are like big children, harming others without even seeing it. Staying angry with these fools is like being mad at fire because it burns." I don't know who wrote it. (0) Comments?

10 January 2003 - 12:44 p.m. Q. Why do ducks have webbed feet? A. To put out forest fires. Q. Why do elephants have flat feet? A. To put out flaming ducks. (0) Comments?

10 January 2003 - 11:51 a.m. As I walked through the parking lot, I came upon a tiny tiny bird with a large chunk of bread in his beak. Across the lane a man removed a newly purchased TV from its box so he could fit it in his car. He left the box and the styrofoam blocks on the pavement for someone else to throw away. The bird pooped on the box. (0) Comments?