17 March 2002 - 11:27 a.m. Melissa removed two African masks from the bookcase today so I could put the final coat of paint on it. I got to the shelf where the masks were and noticed that there were marks left on the primer from the color of the masks. The following exchange took place between Me and Melissa: Me: You know what the only problem with those masks is? Melissa: What? Me: They leave marks on the shelves. Melissa: What leaves marks on the shelves? Me: The masks. Melissa: What masks? Then, my head exploded. (0) Comments?