12 March 2002 - 4:38 p.m. This has been the longest day. It's just dragging along like a chipmunk trying to move a Buick. No, it's more like a banana slug traveling up the leg of some unsuspecting old lady sleeping in a deck chair. No, it's more like compost race. No, it's more like waiting for unwisely shaved hair to grow back. Actually it's more like... Well it's kinda like... You know when you're attaching live hamsters to your front door and then the staple-gun jams? It's kinda like that. (0) Comments?