13 December 2003 - 1:53 p.m. This was on a Yahoo! message board regarding a story about George W. Bush touting his accomplishments. George W. Bush I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available. I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas. I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history. With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes. I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. The dollar has also dropped in value around the world. I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period. After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S.history. In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends and the CIA. I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. president. In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any president in U.S. history. I set the record for least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television. I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the energy industry was revealed. I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time. I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S. history. I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of an impoverished sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, our major allies, the leaders of most religions and the world community. I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war" and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenny Boy Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. history. My political party used the Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden and Saddam Hussein to justice. Please consider my experience when voting in 2004. (1) Comments?