23 August 2003 - 1:22 p.m. You sometimes hear comedians talking about those razors with three blades. They're all like, "what's next? 4 blades? 10 blades? 100 blades? It's crazy!" I mean, joke all you want, but have you ever used one of those triple-blade razors? They're wonderful! They're smooth and comfortable. In fact, once, I shaved my testicles with one and it was so nice and smooth, I had an orgasm. (3) Comments?

23 August 2003 - 12:23 p.m. I qualified for unemployment insurance. Whew! (1) Comments?