28 June 2003 - 11:52 p.m. I think the whole Linux thing is a myth. I've had my website up for two years and I've only had 39 hits from Linux machines. 39! What am I even talking about? I wish I was funnier in real life. I can make an audience roar, but if I try to entertain friends, they get annoyed with me. "Oh, who brought the comdian?" I can't believe the extent to which people underestimate the value of fun. Everyone is so GD serious. I'm going to bed. If we don't have fun at practice tomorrow, I'm going to start chopping off heads. (1) Comments?