04 April 2003 - 4:55 p.m. I'm going to see They Might be Giants tomorrow. O, do not forsake me, my indolent friends. (0) Comments?

04 April 2003 - 8:55 a.m. I just drove past a truck on the highway. The rear side windows were imprinted with the message, "Support our troops. Vote Republican. The truck was one of those huge Ford Expedition SUVs that get 11MPG. We import 50% of the oil we use in this country. 20% of that comes from the Middle East. (0) Comments?