07 February 2003 - 1:22 p.m. So I had to clean the filter in the goldfish pond yesterday. . . . . .in the dark. The filter is under the water. The water has two inches of ice on top of it. The filter is under the water. The water is under the ice. It was 20 degrees out last night. It was the most fun I ever had. (0) Comments?

07 February 2003 - 11:00 a.m. So me and all my friends went to where Bill works and said, "that's enough, Bill." We knocked him out with a karate chop to the back of the neck and threw hin in the trunk of Becky'ss car. Then we put him on a plane and got him to Tahiti where we propped him up on a beach chair under an umbrella at the shore. We left him a cooler of iced-coffee, and a box of paint, canvas and brushes.. In about a half hour, a guy we hired is going to revive Bill with some smelling salts. I can't wait to find out what hapens! (0) Comments?