20 January 2003 - 1:02 p.m. I heard the funniest line in a poem I have ever heard last night at The Poets' Asylum. It was in a poem by Jack Mcarthy about the old guys who do the polar bear thing where they break a hole in the ice and go swimming in the winter. Jack said, "I never tried it myself for the same reason I never tried homosexuality. If I liked it, I'd have to do it all the time." I will never be the same. (0) Comments?

20 January 2003 - 12:59 p.m. So, I'm registering as a Republican, right? (0) Comments?

20 January 2003 - 12:57 p.m. So, I'm using Becky Henderson's identity to buy porn online, right? (0) Comments?

20 January 2003 - 12:56 p.m. So, I'm trapped in the ball-pit at Chuck E. Cheese's, right? (0) Comments?

20 January 2003 - 12:52 p.m. So I'm shoplifting this anvil, right? (0) Comments?

20 January 2003 - 12:48 p.m. I got frozen yogurt. I got frozen yogurt. I got frozen yogurt. I got frozen yogurt. I got frozen yogurt. I got frozen yogurt. I got frozen yogurt. I got frozen yogurt. I got frozen yogurt. nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah (0) Comments?

20 January 2003 - 11:35 a.m. Do you smile 'cause I'm funny? said the man I wasn't joking and I meant the thing I said Not at all, not at all Said the woman to the man I was thinking of an unrelated thing from They might be Giants, John Henry (0) Comments?

20 January 2003 - 11:33 a.m. OK. That's not true. I bet you didn't have any trouble believing it though. (0) Comments?

20 January 2003 - 10:15 a.m. George Bush visited a black church this morning. Unfortunately, when the pastor held out his hand to greet the president, GWB handed him his coat, and said, "do you have valet parking?" (0) Comments?