04 October 2002 - 11:35 a.m. My answer to Mixup's writing assignment for 10/04/02 Circumstition: n. 1. A traditional system of beliefs and fears based on the presence or absence of foreskins, often with disastrous results. Caffiend: n. 1. An individual or entity fueled by and driven to obtain coffee or other caffeinated beverages, often identifiable by his or her proximity to poetry readings or freakiness in general, and by frequency of trips to the bathroom, often with disastrous results. 2. Bill Macmillan. Swashbutler: n. 1. A servant or employee charged with household duties such as greeting guests, preparing meals, cleaning, and piracy, often with disastrous results. Fone: n. 1. A device shaped just like a conventional telephone, but made entirely of foam and is therefore useless, often with disastrous results. Conservatiff: n. 1. A confrontation, either verbal or physical involving a bitter, old conservative and, well, anyone, often with disastrous results. Evapidate: v. 1. The occurance of intelligence, taste, campassion and common sense leaving a person as a gas, often with disastrous results. 2. To become like Shannon Doherty. (0) Comments?